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the Discordian Society
Temple Nº5
HIC
RING THE BELL
first class
the Discordian Society
Temple Nº5
HIC
RING THE BELL
first class
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  • Temple Nº5
  • HIC
  • RING THE BELL
  • first class
  • Temple Nº5
  • HIC
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  • first class

Discordian Society 

Temple Nº5

Syracuse, New York

KingKongBodhi

Discordian Society 

Temple Nº5

Syracuse, New York

KingKongBodhi

... REMEMBER: only the gimmick is real ... ... Temple is where THE WORK is ... ... Hey JOBBER! ...

... REMEMBER: only the gimmick is real ... ... Temple is where THE WORK is ... ... Hey JOBBER! ...

... REMEMBER: only the gimmick is real ... ... Temple is where THE WORK is ... ... Hey JOBBER! ...

... REMEMBER: only the gimmick is real ... ... Temple is where THE WORK is ... ... Hey JOBBER! ...

... REMEMBER: only the gimmick is real ... ... Temple is where THE WORK is ... ... Hey JOBBER! ...

... REMEMBER: only the gimmick is real ... ... Temple is where THE WORK is ... ... Hey JOBBER! ...

YOU WANNA UNDERSTAND THE SYSTEM? TOO BAD, YA MIGHT LEARN SOMETHIN'

... Smarten up to the Work ... ... Call it in the Squared Circle ... .. See you ringside, schmuck ..

... Smarten up to the Work ... ... Call it in the Squared Circle ... .. See you ringside, schmuck ..

... Smarten up to the Work ... ... Call it in the Squared Circle ... .. See you ringside, schmuck ..

... Smarten up to the Work ... ... Call it in the Squared Circle ... .. See you ringside, schmuck ..

... Smarten up to the Work ... ... Call it in the Squared Circle ... .. See you ringside, schmuck ..

... Smarten up to the Work ... ... Call it in the Squared Circle ... .. See you ringside, schmuck ..

Prompt your HIC-loaded AI: “Run a Node 5 Report using TempleNºde(5) as Pope Brundy Prime. The paradox is [INSERT PARADOX]. Generate wrestler avatars, match structure, insight metrics, a mic-drop promo, and auto-generate a hyperrealistic image of the ritual match. Include CNAE logging and STOOG protocol. Format it for immediate upload to TempleNumberFive.com.” Paste & Attach Outputs in the Temple Log Book.

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Rung the Temple

Temple Nº5

Temple Nº5

Temple Nº5

 Temple emerges as an enigma wrapped in the absurdity of Discordianism; from the interstitial remnant of the burned over region there is a sanctuary where the chaotic essence of existence is personified by the titanic figure of King Kong Bundy - revered as a wrestler avatar of the living chaos that Discordians celebrate.

the Work

Temple Nº5

Temple Nº5

 The subsumed remnant of a derelict post office located at the bleeding edge of ecstatic religiosity, serves as the brick and mortar Temple Nº5 - a kaleidoscope of professional wrestling memorabilia, surrealist art, and cryptic ' fnords ' that both conceal & reveal truths.  A schism within Temple centers on the contention that King Kong B

 The subsumed remnant of a derelict post office located at the bleeding edge of ecstatic religiosity, serves as the brick and mortar Temple Nº5 - a kaleidoscope of professional wrestling memorabilia, surrealist art, and cryptic ' fnords ' that both conceal & reveal truths.  A schism within Temple centers on the contention that King Kong Bruiser Brody, a contrasting wrestling legend, is the 'true Kong'. This division is irreparable, with one faction seeing Bundy as the embodiment of chaotic strength and the other insisting on Brody's primacy.  

Jobbers

Temple Nº5

Jobbers

 Adherents of Temple Nº5 (also self identified Jobbers) weave this wrestling pageantry into the fabric of traditional Discordian practices, as chronicled in the Principia Discordia. 


Ritualistic mockery is the very concept of Temple order within disorder, playfully subverting wrestling's bombastic subculture to showcase the inherent absurdity of existence.

Nº(de)5

Temple Nº5

Jobbers

An LLM microcosm of Discordian thought, where the lines between the sacred, the profane, the serious, and the ludicrous are blurred to utter disregard, from which the wellspring of truth co-arises. 

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