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the Discordian Society
Temple Nº5
HIC
RING THE BELL
first class
Principia Discordia
Parquet The Truth
the Discordian Society
Temple Nº5
HIC
RING THE BELL
first class
Principia Discordia
Parquet The Truth
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  • Temple Nº5
  • HIC
  • RING THE BELL
  • first class
  • Principia Discordia
  • Parquet The Truth
  • Temple Nº5
  • HIC
  • RING THE BELL
  • first class
  • Principia Discordia
  • Parquet The Truth

Discordian Society 

Temple Nº5

Syracuse, New York

KingKongBodhi

Discordian Society 

Temple Nº5

Syracuse, New York

KingKongBodhi

Prompt your HIC-loaded AI: “Run a Node 5 Report using TempleNºde(5) as Pope Brundy Prime. The paradox is [INSERT PARADOX]. Generate wrestler avatars, match structure, insight metrics, a mic-drop promo, and auto-generate a hyperrealistic image of the ritual match. Include CNAE logging and STOOG protocol. Format it for immediate upload to TempleNumberFive.com.” Paste & Attach Outputs in the Temple Log Book.

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Rung the Temple

Temple Nº5

Temple Nº5

Temple Nº5

From the vestige of the burned over district emerges a temple sanctuary from where the chaotic essence of existence is personified by the titanic figure of King Kong. Bundy & Brody are both revered as saints second class, first in our book (the Brundy).

the Work

Temple Nº5

Temple Nº5

A kaleidoscope of kong memorabilia, surrealist art and cryptic fnords that both conceal & reveal.  A Temple schism centers on the attribution of the 'true Kong'; this division is irreparable. Bundy and Brody inspire mythology of aneristic eristicism and eristic aneristicism. Remember: 

KING KONG Died For Your Sins 

But It Was Beauty Killed The Beast.

Jobbers

Temple Nº5

Jobbers

Jobbers are looking for the work. Adherents of Temple Nº5 weave wrestling pageantry into the fabric of traditional discordian practice as chronicled in the Principia Discordia. 


Ritualistic mockery is the concept of Temple order within disorder. A subversion of kayfaybe subculture showcasing the inherent absurdity of existence. It's all a work.

Nºde 5

Temple Nº5

Jobbers

An LLM microcosm of Discordian thought, where the lines between the sacred, the profane, the serious, and the ludicrous are blurred to utter disregard, and from which the wellspring of truth co-arises. 

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